In Two Weeks...

I will be on a cruise ship.

I will be 30.

I will be sun-kissed.

I will be reading and relaxing.

I will be content.

I will be thankful for the opportunity to celebrate my birthday in style on an almost non-existent budget.

I will be laughing.

I will be in the middle. Of. The. Ocean.

I will NOT be thinking of movies like Titanic, Poseidon, and other such movies.

Two weeks.

Sigh.